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We're fighting, apparently, with one of
Xena's web sites. It's a huge battle.

— Jon Stewart on the JSEB






Never happened. Sorry.

Summary: "JS: Wavelength. The ubiquitous Wavelength. Uh, that went into turnaround when they decided to switch... It was a movie in which I played sort of a bitter MTV jock there's a stretch and I do a roast for the Ted Turner-type character who owns all the networks. And I rip him a new asshole in front of everybody. He exiles me for the remaining part of my contract to a radio station off the coast of Ireland. But what ended up happening was they got the idea that, "Wouldn't it be funnier in the Caribbean?" And I got the idea that [emphatically] "No, it wouldn't." You know what? Four black guys? Coming to America on a bobsled team? That's funny. White guy going to Jamaica? Not so funny. So I got the idea that that wasn't the way to go with it, so we're holding onto it." From The Onion A.V. Club.


Last updated May 24, 2002 by Dani.

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